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Jul 18, 2008 The Islamic faith has particular rules regarding personal hygiene known as the Qadaahul Haajah.

Among them as follows: ( Including that it is forbidden to use tiolet paper and that you MUST wipe your ass with your left hand......since the left hand is considered " Unclean" in the Muslin world......well, if you wipe your ass with it, then yeah.....it's unclean.....

One should enter the toilet with the left foot and leave with the right foot.
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It is not permissible to enter the toilet whilst carrying or wearing anything bearing the name of Allah, such as the Quran, or any book with the name of Allah in it, or jewelry such as bracelets or necklaces engraved with the name of Allah.
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One should remain silent whilst on the toilet. Talking, answering greetings or greeting others is forbidden.
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It is considered forbidden to relieve oneself whilst standing up, lying down or if you are completely nude.
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One should sit on the feet (e.g. squat) keeping thighs wide apart with the stress on the left foot.(WTF)
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Do not look to the private parts of the body nor the waste matter passed from the body.
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.Do not sit more than needed.
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Do not spit, blow nose, look hither and thither, touch the body unnecessarily nor look towards the sky but relieve oneself with the eyes downcast in modesty.
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