Have you heard of the new Iraqi boy band?
No kids on the block!
What's 8 feet long and is wrapped around a lump of shit?
A turban!
How many Afghans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter. The electricity has been off for at least a year anyway!
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52...F-16...B-2....
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottomed boats?
So that they can see their Navy!
The President of the USA, George Bush, and his Vice President, Dick Cheney, are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in, sees them and asks the barman, “Isn’t that the President and the Vice President sitting over there?” The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?” Bush says, “We’re planning World War Three.”
And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?” Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big breasts.”
The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big breasts? Why would you kill a blonde with big breasts?” Bush turns to Cheney and says, “See, I told you no one would care about 140 million Arabs”.
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
“This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr.”
“This is my second son. He is a martyr also.”
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, “They blow up so fast, don’t they?”
Why are camels called “Ships of the Desert”?
Because they’re full of Arab seamen…
How do you tell when an arab has gone through puberty?
He takes his diaper off of his ass and puts it on his head.
Why aren’t there any WalMarts in Afghanistan?
Because there’s a Target on every corner.
In Iraq, Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day?
Its just too hard for the camels.
How is an Arab like Fred Flintstone?
Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
Two days.
TO BE SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"
Day-O...oh Day-O,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Run Mr Taliban, we know where you're hiding,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Hey USA, USA, USA...
Air force come and they flatten you home
60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,
Air force come and they flatten your home
Old Uncle Sam's pissed, he ain't no quitter,
Air force come and they flatten your home
When we finish you all be crying,
Air force come and they flatten your home,
Pilot is brother of New York fireman
Air force come and they flatten your home.
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